impulsivesuggestion:

Jump out the window. That simple

the signs as pokemon sun and moon starters
popplio: cancer, taurus, virgo, aquarius
rowlet: leo, libra, sagittarius, pisces
litten: aries, gemini, scorpio, capricorn

crocophile:

edgar allen poe’s famous short story, ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’

pastabot:

i aint ever gonna shut the god damn hell up i’m stupid as fuck

cutiemon:

someone: i love you

my damaged ass: haha, no you don’t